konekoling:

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[sighs deeply]

[pulls up a chair]

how long do you have.

monobeartheater:

hey hey you you

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

inkymint:

GUESS WHO’S BACK
BACK AGAIN

inkymint:

GUESS WHO’S BACK

BACK AGAIN

primarchvakarian:

my brother had a beyblading accident today

chibigaia-art:

bootycalls

i was inspired by a vine but i cannot find it now hnnnNNN

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

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missgambit:

I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster

missgambit:

I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster

smallcub:

i just realized that shiny mega ampharos is literally chris as a pokemon

smallcub:

i just realized that shiny mega ampharos is literally chris as a pokemon