[pulls up a chair]
how long do you have.
hey hey you you
All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
GUESS WHO’S BACK
my brother had a beyblading accident today
i was inspired by a vine but i cannot find it now hnnnNNN
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!
Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?
I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster
i just realized that shiny mega ampharos is literally chris as a pokemon